dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
Roll & rock
spice and sugar
Ashley and Mary-Kate
I read these normally and then realized they are all backward like what even
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my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
Reblog this if you find Misha Collins attractive. Want to prove to my friend that he is.
why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
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the rush to delete something you accidentally reblogged is intense as shit
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Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.
Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.
Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.
I’ll waste the lot of you
Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!
3 it is.. let’s get this party started.
Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol
I HAVE A GUN BONER.
What? What’s all this fuckery?
Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!
Mama always said this day’d come!
EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!
WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems.
Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.
There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.
Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.
Don’t make me tell you again.
Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.
A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?
Men of tumblr, I applaud you.
JESUS CHRIST THE MEN OF TUMBLR
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